A to-do for when I'm in London

Some of my friends in Eugene are for some reason convinced that I'm a knight. I don’t know why, but it seems to have something to do with the St. Clair surname, and maybe something about my demeanor.

Thanks to this, my friend Sam Rutledge has now given me an assignment for when I’m in London:
“This is your scavenger hunt,” he told me. “You are to find the Queen, and have her knight you.”
No worries. And I’ll bring you back some crumpets, Sam.